*** EDITOR'S NOTE: ALL TEXT BELOW HAS BEEN TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM THE ORIGINAL PATRAS MUSCATEL -COLLECTIONS AND CONTAIN LOADS OF HILARIOUS TYPOS. READ 'EM AND WEEP!!! (SAATANA!) -Hazi ***
Patras Muscatel Collectibles!
What? What? Koppisella?
What _IS_ this?
Patras Muscatel was a demo-collection diskseries made by Mr. DT and Grendel mainly during 1989. Both were swapping a lot on Amiga by then, and these are some results of their activities.
SO? Menus, gossips, greetingslists and such were now grabbed off those democollections, and put together to show what happened back then. These should give you some entertainment, but are mainly supposed to give you information what happened in Amigascene around 1989, PM's were released. There are newsitems and bullshit crapping that tells about the times, people, parties etc, and from greetingslists you can see what groups existed by then, how scene moved on (more or less) and even check interesting releases from old times :-)
All PM-collections as well as some others are available for download.
* Patras Muscatel #1 *
Byterapers Inc. intl. presents:
Patras Muscatel 1 (but we prefer Vodka) Fuck:
- F1 for Let's Jodel (Jodling maker)
- F2 for Megaforce's intro (Grrreat)
- F3 for Our intro again and DEL for Greetings - HELP for this bullshit again
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU!!!!!!
DT of Byterapers
Grendel of Byterapers
ps. Sorry for little delay with my sendings, but I go to work after school in December. In 1989 I'll send faster then now. - DT of (B) * PM1-Greetings
We send Christmas (No musical) greetings in no A-Z order to:
Accession - The gang - United - Acid - Highspeed - Bloodsuckers - Triad - Razor 1911 - Amiga Industries - Byterapers Fan Club - Rad - The Supervisors - X - men - Level Four / Alpha Flight - The Supply Team - Beastie Boys - IBB - Sphinx - Dominators - Hotline - Phalanx - Pure Byte (!!!) - X-men U.K. - D.O.C. - Axenon - Academy (!) and no one else...
Special thanx for Neutral Zone Cracking for making wonderful sampling collection called ' Sampling Disk 1 '. It's REALLY great. If you have made others, please send them to us.
Also thanks to these arseholes because their friendship, stuff etc: TWS/Moku/Evil of Accession, Gryzor/Axa/Zad zad zaa/Icebreaker/Vekesoft of X-MEN, Yip/Conan of Pure Byte, without forgetting our old friends on 64 like FINNISH GOLD (!), DDG, Beyond Force, Z-Circle and the others....
(B) on Amiga unfortunately are: Grendel/DT/CSA/Polo/Speed-Head/Jugi Perfect.. soon: Capt. Haddock and perhaps Kasper...
(B) on 64 are: Kasper/Prof.Fate/Shurigen(5)/JTP/Sardon/Capt.Haddock/ Rockstar/Jugi Perfect/Dr.Star/Block + several others...
Press Help for back to menu.
* PM3 Greetings *
We send new year Hip Hops not any order to follows: Accession - The Gang - United - Acid - Highspeed - Bloodsuckers - Triad - Razor 1911 - Microwave - Amiga Industries - Byterapers Fan Club - The Supervisors - X-men - Hotline - Level four / Alpha Flight - X-men U.K. - The Supply team - Dominators - Sphinx - Beastie Boys - Pure Byte - IBB - D.O.C. - Axenon - Academy - Alcatraz - The Silents - New Order - Megaforce - Bamiga Sector One
This is not our final list. This one includes only DT's and Grendel's contacts. So don't worry if you swap with one of our member, but didn't find your name from list. Contacts of Zaints/(B): you'll be greeted when we get our lists updated. Same to Eyeball's ones.
Pravda soon ready for publishing? IFG dying away? I.R.A's hq getting eviction? Kasper the drunkhead going to pass out? No way...
And remember the copyparty in Stockholm next summer! Arranged by: Byterapers Inc., Accession and X-Men. Not to be missed..
PRESS HELP for menu!!!
* PM4 menu 240189 *
Byterapers Inc. presents on 240189:
In The Edge Of Madness (Patras Muscatel 4)
F1 for New Order demo
F2 for Share & Enjoy of Megaforce demo
F3 for Route 66 demo
F4 for Software Of Sweden intro
F5 for Intro from Epsilon-megademo
F6 for X-Men's mutina (clear memory before trying!)
F7 for Freestyle U.K. / Alpha Flight demo
F8 for Byterapers Inc.'s week old demo (spread it man)(look F6-note)
F9 for a nice small picture
F10 for music by Speed-Head/(B)
DEL for Greetinx and contact address, HELP for this again
A collection with no empty space on disk. Why make a collection with half-disk empty, when you can fill the disk??? Look at this, no free space at all (=100% full).
Special hippalakkis must go to The Ruskian Farters, X-Men, the no:1 in the beautiful country of Russland.
Byterapers Inc. - voted as the 9th best C64-crew in the world.
* PM5 menu 02/1989 *
We are here again, shiver all of you little bastards....
Byterapers Inc. persents: Heart Of Gold (PM5)
F1 = Intro from Alcatraz Megademo II
F2 = MGF/Joy/CPU intro (old but nose)
F3 = The Wizards Inc. intro
F4 = Ciligon League small intro
F5 = Axenon's FireDemo (sorry uncrunched)
F6 = Axenon's ZoomDemo (same)
F7 = CSA's 1st Amigademo (there was meant to be the 2nd one too, but some kilos were missing from the disk - wonder where they are????)
ESC = greetinx DEL = gossips HELP = this menu page
Zadosparty 24-26.3. in Lahti! Everyone is invited!! Yea everyone!! Be lamer, unknown, looser, kid, dog, cool or even famous - you're invited! Have Amiga, C64, Amstrad (Scheiner), Osborn, CP, Atari, Vic, Spectrum, Archimedes, MSX, PC, Triumph Alphatronic, AT, anything - you're welcome!! That's going to be the biggest lamerparty ever in Finland, all coolers under tables lamers copying stuff and all having good time! Call for more info.... Zados having his 18th birthday there, all come with a present....
* PM 5-greetinx
A kind of Kermits (with opium kisses) are given to Accession United - Acid - Highspeed - Bloodsuckers - Triad - Razor 1911 - Microwave - Amiga Industries - The Supervisors - X-men - Hotline - Genesis*Project - Level four / Alpha Flight - X-men U.K. - The Supply team - Dominators - Sphinx - Beastie Boys - Pure Byte - IBB - D.O.C. - Axenon - Academy - Alcatraz - The Silents - New Order - Megaforce - Bamiga Sector One - Software Of Sweden - Online - Network - Sargon - Amiga Force - New Image - AC/DC (roleplaying's cool!) - BWB - Phalanx - Deathstar - Team-X - The Wizards Inc. (ASF!) - ACT - IT - First Wave - Happy Cracking Service - Master Crew - Warca of Trazion - Floppies - 101-The Maltese Hackers - The Arcadia Team - The Gang/Triangle (yo see you in Karlstadt) - Vanguard - We bless nightmares upon: Izebroker, Zad the fartking, Kyrsor, Aksa, Vekeware/X-Men, Teeweeassa, Suurmoguli, Devil, CUX, Archon/Accession, H2O, Drucer, Smith ^ Wesson/Deathstar, Prudater/Team-X, Arse-scraper/Phalanx, Gladrock, Rock'n'roll, FCS, Spermu/Finnish Gold
The official contact-addresses are:
C64 hq: Rockstar
don't forget.... megaparty in Stockholm, Sweden next summer. Takes place probably in July. By Byterapers Inc., X-Men, Accession and maybe.... FIG. The most drunk copyparty ever seen in Sweden. Come and see all the greatest Finns crawling in the floors drunkly, throwing out and passing out.
Press HELP for menu....
* PM 5-gossips
In the 21st century has happened quite much. The most important things:
-Zadosparty in Lahti 24-26.3.
-Alien Sex Fiend recorded their album Maximum Security
-Douglas Adams was born
-FCS bought a C64
-Winter War was fought and lost (but not without a HIGH price to Ruskies)
-Douglas Adams wrote Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
-FIG was founded
-Someone cracked Elite and did some spreading to it
-Grendel had a fever
-The ultrafarter Zados got lost in Tampere while several % in his blood
-Icebreaker called me at 1AM (I was still awake)
-Douglas Adams wrote also The Restaurant at the End of the Universe & Life, The Universe and Everything & So Long And Thanks For All The Fish
-FGTH recorded Relax, Two Tribes, The Power Of Love, Welcome To The Pleasuredome and Warriors Of The Wasteland.
-Irwin Fan Group (IFG, International Federation against Goonies) meetings were organized.
-Iisalmen Rappio Alkoholistit (IRA) must move their HQ, because their neighbours don't like the partying around. We'll all miss the famous Mustan Ristin Yomaja, place where all lost drunkheads finally woke up after a hard night (it's IRA's HQ's toilet)
But world never changes, human race gives itself no chance of surviving and will blast Earth into one big radioactive wasteland.
To get into it try pressing ESC, dear..........
* PM 6 menu-07021989*
Again it's time to feel the pain in your arse on 07021989
Because.... the Byterapers Inc. are here once again.....
Presenting (???): Perkele Kun Vituttaa - Patras Muscatel 6
This collection has been under prosessing quite long, because lazyness, Rockstar's birthday-party, several problems with validating the original disk and finally a disk-error which destroyed half of the demos meant to be in this collection. And from many I did not have anymore other versions. So for examply the latest Cascade demo is now missing. Vittu perkeleen saatana. From less has murders been done...
F1 to see the last demo ever by Anzak/TLB/X-MEN U.K. (no exit)
F2 for seeing Shining 8's small intro
F3 to meet your Destiny
F4 to enter the world of Level One-quality products
F5 for hearing a beautil music by Rayek/ECS, converted from the 64
F6 to have a Vision for your life
F7 to laugh to X-MEN's latest product (read texts and then press right one)
F8 for seeing demo by The Silent Lamers (sorry, Alvesta was nice)
F9 to meet the Traitors in eye-to-eye-situation
also press: HELP=menu, DEL=gossips, ESC=greetings
The collection dedicated to 2 of my long-time friends: Anzax/X-MEN U.K., who made the sad desicion to quit computing (I'll miss you, friend) and to Denithor/Academy who's still one of the best guys I've ever known...
* PM 6-gossips
The meeting at Rockstar's place, 27-29.1'88 happened. There was 9 guys cheering at his 18th birthday-party, and they are: Rockstar, Python, Grendel/(B), Wicked, Monster/Bloodsuckers, Hoffi, TMB, TNT/Axion. Later came more local people and of course we were all very drunk and having werry good time. Afterwards thinking, it really was the funnies party I've been ever at - why all parties can't be that great?????
Only thing we were missing were Icebreaker and Zados, if they'd have been there too... Ahh... No words on earth telling what would had been going on. House would probable be buried, and someone with it (now only the fishes in aquarium died because too much alcohol in their water).
But who cares as long as sun doesn't shine?
Cheers to Patrick/Mad Monks. It has been good time talking with you on the phone. But it's now your turn to call me, it's too expensive to call ya from home (even I'd enjoy it a lot - but I want to keep my telly). The Dark Lord/Wizards Inc. Yo man, Alien Sex Fiend really rules. Hope to get the tapes soon. Hagar/Supply Team. Thanks for all your stuff. Keep going on. Shark The Master & Ranger/Megaforce. That's it, make it cool friends. Try to send your demos a bit faster if possible. All members of Byterapers: make it better (like CSA (haha-impossible who said so?)).
Press HELP for menu.......
* PM 7 menu-02-1989 *
Hallo there! Byterapers Inc. again show short activity by making a new & idiotic compilation with manu uncrunched demos (HA!).
Ingman jatskia on kiva mussuttaa - Patras Muscatel Seven (PM7)
You should try the following:
F1 for The Looser-Demo from Alpha Flight (looks like TWS/Accession)
F2 for Escape's Mixer
F3 to see Drop For Drop by Axenon
F4 to see Firedemo II by Axenon
F5 to see a new intro by Mystyx/Axenon
F6 for Dual Crew's a bit old intro...
And DEL is for greets, HELP for entering again this page (but who would do such a silly action???). DEL also for contacting us...............
-we will be at Karlstad (Sweden) soon, so watch out.... If you see a strange guy with even stranger clothes, you can be sure he's Grendel.... Come and talk, I won't eat you..
-Zadosparty comes nearer every day.
-Same to our party planned to take place at Stockholm, July.
-Zargon's party would also be cool to enter, as well as BS1.
So there's much parties to go, but where to get all that cash?
* PM 8-menu 03/1989 *
Just before the partytime....
A miracle again happens.....
PM 8 sees the daylight, from the source of dozen raped bytes:
Here's again some nice boozy lil demos, see them by pressing
F1 to enter the world of Academic coding
F2 to see a intro from a Norwegian Hitchhikers' fan from Stavern
F3 for Razor's latest demonstration
F4 to see something from that wonderful world, Sweden (ahhh....)
F5 to see the born of a new group
F6 to RAP with old rhythms
F7 to feel yourself free to choice your style in the U.K. with old models
HELP for this menu, DEL for greets/contacting, ESC for ???????
Feel free to cry, but when you read this I (Grendel) will PARTY! Yea The Gang/Triangle and Amiga Lords' party at Karlstadt is going on and I & Hoffi will show how to party.
About parties: soon I'll not have any cash left. Gang's party takes some money, then Ikari/Zargon party at Denmark takes A LOT of cash (with our C64-main cracker/swapper/composer Rockstar), soon Zadosparty, Digiparty, Booze-party at Stockholm..... Money ,money, money... I'll starve at autumm when I've got my very own apartment.
* PM 8 gossips 03/1989
All Eyeball's contacts:
He is forced to quit his swapping completely, because several problems, like telephone bill of 6000 FMK, which makes 9000 Swedish Crowns, 3000 German marks, 900 Pounds etc. And his parents refuse to pay it, he has to got to pay it himself. Because of this - no money for stamps.
Also with cops has been trouble, until this date (25021989) his post has been taken by cops for two weeks, and no ending to this action is seen.
What we learn from this? Finland, this nice small country, is getting worser. POLICE IS AWAKENING! There is already something existing that we must be very careful about, something called 'THE SOFTWARE-POLICE'. Yes, until this date only some lamers selling pirate-soft have been catched but now they start jailing 'innocent' pirates, crackers, swappers etc. Even people with no common contacts to 'criminals' can be arrested. Like that Ackerlight's music composer, who was arrested even he was only a composer with no pirate-software.
Be ready to hijack your pirated-software to a safe place and always have some PD-soft ready. Example: my old friend, Epidemic/Online has been now catched 2 times. 1st time was at a copyparty which was ambushed by cops. Now, at 2nd time, he was raided at home and his 64/amiga were taken. BUT: THEY GOT ONLY 200 DISKS WITH NO PIRATED-GAMES, only some PD-stuff on them. Learn, and hide yourself, there will finally be only a few survivors. But surely the following won't be them: Byterapers Inc. (our hundreds of 64-cracks), X-MEN/Deathstar (amiga-cracks) and Accession.
* PM 9 gossips *
uhh Triangle's party is over and I've slept long enough to get back my energy which was wasted there. Only one thing to say about them:
Those assholes stole our booze (thanks to TRIAD for getting them back), called the cops to jail me and Hoffi cos we were just partying around and overall wasted too much of the fun around. They for example threw 5011 of TRIAD out of the party, after they first called cops to get him away. Those idiotic lamers got everyone to hate themselves, not least us.
AMIGALORDS: STICK YOUR HEAD INTO A PIG
Less funny things had been happening round here. Software Cops are activating, TWS/Accession got a call from Finnish Central Crime Police who first acted like being a stupid lamer wanting to swap stuff. After TWS told cops he had stopped swapping they told they are from the police. It seems we are going to have hard times around, but let's hope they won't push their dirty heads into the parties we have around. If this happens, we are in very very deep shit cos we can't even have any fun or party around.
* PM 9 greetinx
The Finnish president Mauno Koivisto visited the town Byterapers Inc. was born, probably just because this. Pity I was just back from Sweden so I was unable to say him to disable the software-cops from Finland (easy job for me, but I was just having my almost 17 hours long sleep after getting home from Sweden (only 17 hours????? hmmm...)).
Sorry to Grendel's contacts for delays. I'll drop several contacts so I can handle the rest easy (no more energy for swapping after my days on 64, you see 150 contacts at once etc....)
We bless good erections upon: Accession! - Black Monks - Ipec Elite - Thorax - United - Acid - Highspeed - Bloodsuckers - Triad - Razor 1911 - Microwave - Amiga Industries - Byterapers Fan Club - The Supervisors - X-men!! - Hotline - Level four / Alpha Flight - X-men U.K. - The Supply team - Dominators - Sphinx - Beastie Boys - Pure Byte! - IBB - D.O.C. - Axenon - Academy! - Zeus - Alcatraz - The Silents - New Order - Megaforce (S.A.E., Austria) - BS1 - Software Of Sweden - Online - Network - Sargon - Amiga Force - New Image - AC/DC (roleplaying's cool!) - BWB - Phalanx - Deathstar! - Team-X - Insity - The Wizards Inc. (ASF!) - ACT - IT - First Wave - Happy Cracking Service - Master Crew - Warca of Trazion - WOW - 101-The Maltese Hackers - Odyssey - The Arcadia Team - The Gang/Triangle (yo see you in Karlstadt) - Assassians - Unhip and The Floppies - Dream Warriors - The Link/Northern Lights - Alcatraz - FDT/Alpha Flight - Megatron - New Bencor Brot. - Freestyle U.K.- The Brophets Ag and Unicorn - Destiny & Zizag - Shining 8 - The Law Breakers D-Coder (Canada) - Undertakes
Special hippa to: X-MEN - ACCESSION - DEATHSTAR - PHALANX - FIG - PURE BYTE
* PM 9 lurkkija
What do you mean? If you are now reading this it means you've been examining TOO closely this collection. What's going on? Thinking to steal routines (what routines???????? you gotta be real lame if you're doing it).
Are you about to steal the demos? Yea you're welcome. But take first OUR demos and spread them, then the COOL PHALANX-demo (remember: first our demos, then the Phalanx demo even it's cooler).
You are not copying the demos to your collections? So what you're trying to do? Well, who cares. Keep on peeking, but don't steal routines from other people's demos, ok? Learn coding yourselves.
Yo Denithor! I did find your messy. Hah! And you found this too??? Gimme a note someday and fuck give me your tellynumber. I was about to call you from Triangle's party... you better show up at our Stockholmn-booze-party, ok?
Sorry to my (Grendel) contacts for not sending. I'm out of energy to send packages. It doesn't interest me as much as it did 6 months ago on 64.
Heard about Federation Against Amigalords? I heard from X-MEN they founded it after I told them what kind of lamers AMIGALORDS were, and what they did at the party to me and Hoffi.
Yours: Grendel..... (boozeboy////////////)
* PM 11 gossips * Hmm. Byterapers is now getting onto feet again. Guys are working and something is coming. Few new members have been taken, and a few still could be taken...
Speed-Head/(B) tune was best at musiccompo at Society's, but was too strange to be ranked. It got best aplodes of all played by people, and sounded best. All others were typical techno-pop, but it was real psychedelic-tune! YEAH!
All Finnish groups joined Accession at the party. Now accession is about 300 members big, and the only other Finnish group alive is (B) with 17 members. Luckily (B) has all odds, because all Accessions are dead lazy to do anything... They must buy their sources from Hoffi/BS, who buys them abroad, or rips from other demos.
Frantic is also dead. Rebels joined them, and then Frantic joined Zombies. Also Red Sector joined Zombies, who in turn went to Skeletors. They sold their coder's Harri K.'s sources to Amaze by 1/2 banana, but Byterapers had to pay to get rid of our sources....
Good party. 250 guys, of whom 230 12-14 years old kids. Only six (6!) guys from 1988! Only six guys who have been in scene at 1988. AAARGH! Lamers dancing in my feet......
* PM 12 mezzy *
BYTERAPERS ARE: GRENDEL, JTP, TURTLE, RANDOR, JUDGE, MERIT, EXTABULATOR, DARK YOUNG, CANNIBAL, MR.SEX (64), DR.DICK, SPEED-HEAD, JONEZ
WANTED: ONE CODER, ONE GRAPHICIAN. FINNS OR SWEDES ONLY.
WELCOME TO GATHERING'91,
THE BYTERAPERS/SCOOPEX/BLOODSUCKERS PARTY AT PARIKKALA 25-28.7.1991
BIGGEST PARTY SO FAR IN FINLAND!